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idntcare06.02.20098 cevap1.678 görüntüleme
2008'den beri944 mesaj
#1
Bir gün yeni bir restorant açılmış. Bir hafta içinde sabah ilk gelene bedava çorba veriyorlarmış.
Her günde temel geldiğinden şöyle demiş
- Bu Temel yüzünden hiç reklam yapamıyoruz, bu Temel’in çorbasına müsil koyun demiş.
Temel sabah yine birinci gelmiş ve garson önüne müsilli çorbayı koymuş. Temel çorbayı içtikten bir dakika sonra garsonu çağırmış ve şöyle demiş.
- Oğlum burda tuvalet yok mu?
Garson da şöyle cevap vermiş.
- tuvalet var ama anahtarı kayboldu kapıda kilitli kaldı demiş.
Temel bir saat sonra daha dayanamıyıp hızla restoranttan çıkmış.Temel yolda bir adam görmüş.
Adam Temel’e demiş ki
- Oğlum burada yeni bir restorant açılmış sabah ilk gelene bedava çorba veriyorlarmış nerede o restorant
Temel’de şöyle demiş
- Şu sarı çizgiyi izle bulursun demiş.
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2009'den beri3.580 mesaj
#2
güzel fıkra
sarı çizgi güzeldi
2007'den beri96 mesaj
#3
Sarı çizgiyiizle süperdi yaa
2008'den beri1.854 mesaj
#4
Sarı çizgi :D:D:D
2008'den beri1.473 mesaj
#5
sarı çizgi ^^ :D:D
2008'den beri11 bin mesaj
#6
:D çok güldüm sağolasın...
2008'den beri1.071 mesaj
#7
Yazıq TemeLe :D
2009'den beri3.580 mesaj
#8
Qiuene76 dedi: ↑
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ne ayak?
2007'den beri64 bin mesaj
#9
antilove dedi: ↑
ne ayak?
Birazdan uçuşan üyelerde görebilirsin vatandaşı. Gerçi o bir program. :D

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